Free State Project Becomes Free State Pirate Project
To celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day, the Free State Project has modified its entire website to pirate talk. Check it out:
Arr... 'tis a mutiny...
The Merrimack Valley Pirates!
Are ye frustrated at th' loss o' Frrreedom and responsibility in th' colonies, while th' growth o' Guvernment and The Taxman continues unabated? Do ye want t' live in strong communities where yer rights are respected, and scallywags exercise responsibility fer themselves and in their dealin's with each other?
If ye answered "aye" t' those questions, then th' Free State Pirate Project has a solution fer ye, by Blackbeard's sword.
What th' Free State Pirate Project is... Aarrr! The Free State Pirate Project is an effort t' recruit a whole bunch Liberrrty-lovin' scallywags t' set sail t' th' Barbary Coast. We are lookin' fer neighborly, productive, tolerant folks from all walks o' life, o' all ages, creeds, and colors who agree t' th' politikal philosophy expressed in our Parchment o' Intent, that Guvernment exists at most t' protect scallywags's rights, and should neither provide fer scallywags nor keelhaul them fer activities that interfere with nay one else. Shiver me timbers!
When ye sign our Parchment o' Intent, ye signal yer commitment t' set sail t' th' chosen pirate utopia, th' Barbary Coast, within five years o' obtainin' a whole bunch more other scallywags who commit t' set sail. The more inkmarks we get, th' more secure scallywags can be in their decision t' set sail, because they know that many other scallywags will also be movin'— enough t' make a real difference! You don't have t' wait until we have a whole bunch inkmarks t' set sail, o' course, but that option is there t' let ye be more secure in yer decision, and a bottle of rum!
The Merrimack Valley Pirates!
Are ye frustrated at th' loss o' Frrreedom and responsibility in th' colonies, while th' growth o' Guvernment and The Taxman continues unabated? Do ye want t' live in strong communities where yer rights are respected, and scallywags exercise responsibility fer themselves and in their dealin's with each other?
If ye answered "aye" t' those questions, then th' Free State Pirate Project has a solution fer ye, by Blackbeard's sword.
What th' Free State Pirate Project is... Aarrr! The Free State Pirate Project is an effort t' recruit a whole bunch Liberrrty-lovin' scallywags t' set sail t' th' Barbary Coast. We are lookin' fer neighborly, productive, tolerant folks from all walks o' life, o' all ages, creeds, and colors who agree t' th' politikal philosophy expressed in our Parchment o' Intent, that Guvernment exists at most t' protect scallywags's rights, and should neither provide fer scallywags nor keelhaul them fer activities that interfere with nay one else. Shiver me timbers!
When ye sign our Parchment o' Intent, ye signal yer commitment t' set sail t' th' chosen pirate utopia, th' Barbary Coast, within five years o' obtainin' a whole bunch more other scallywags who commit t' set sail. The more inkmarks we get, th' more secure scallywags can be in their decision t' set sail, because they know that many other scallywags will also be movin'— enough t' make a real difference! You don't have t' wait until we have a whole bunch inkmarks t' set sail, o' course, but that option is there t' let ye be more secure in yer decision, and a bottle of rum!
posted by Mike Lorrey at 3:26 AM
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